This is definitely not a topic I’ve ever given much thought. In fact I push hubby away if he gets a little overzealous with my breasts during foreplay out of fear that my milk will let down. I would be completely creeped out if he wanted nurse. I never imagined there are adults who breastfeed. I know there’s jokes about grown men still nursing from mom
but couples? Husband and wives? Well folks there seems to be enough adults who have a fetish for breastfeeding to form a Yahoo group. Some even claim to breastfeed to improve their allergies or keep them from getting sick. I find this disturbing and it actually pisses me off because this doesn’t help us breastfeeding moms defend our position in the Breastfeeding War. I’m appalled that there are adults taking the natural act of breastfeeding A BABY and turning it into something sexual. Allergies my ass! There are prescription and over the counter drugs for that. Why can’t these people keep this perverted fetish behind closed doors? I’m usually a very open minded person but my mind is closed on this one. There is nothing normal about breastfeeding a grown man who can pour his own glass of milk.
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Jenny
September 28th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Wives nursing their husbands?
Um.
Just.
Ewww.
Momish
September 28th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
I couldn’t agree more, there is just something very wrong with that!
Peg
September 29th, 2006 at 5:58 am
um…*pardon me while I hurl*
I’m so very sorry to puke upon my first visit to your blog! Especially since I do find it so entertaining!!
I am a chicken. I didn’t click on the youtube clip. I was frightenend!
Happy Belated Birthday, and great blog! I’ll surely be back again…
Cheers,
~Peg
slackermommy
September 29th, 2006 at 7:37 am
Just writing this post had me feeling like I need to wash the ick off me. Sick! Sick! Sick!
It’s safe to watch the YouTube video; just a spoof.
Domestic Goddess
September 29th, 2006 at 7:42 am
That’s just gross!
Pippajo
September 29th, 2006 at 8:24 am
I wouldn’t say it’s gross, but I would say it’s DISTURBING! Breastfeeding for me was always a very maternal thing, not a sexual one. I cannot imagine combining the two. Okay, I changed my mind, it IS gross. Can we say, “Oedipus Complex?”
Also, thank you for the Little Britan clip! Hee!
jen
September 29th, 2006 at 8:39 am
ohhhh yo. dream up something twisted and there is a freaking support group for it. and in this instance…well, men will rationalize just about anything. mother of god.
Tabba
September 29th, 2006 at 10:44 am
abso-f*cking-lutely NOT! Gawd, gime me a break. I don’t know which is worse……the man wanting to or the woman who allows it.
Mommy off the Record
September 30th, 2006 at 10:09 am
I’ve never heard of this! I think it’s completely disgusting. *barf*
another new england gal
September 30th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Very disturbing & very gross.
Yick!!
I agree with you…as if nursing moms don’t have it hard enough already — now this weirdness!
anne/crazymumma
September 30th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
eeeewwww. Just freakin’ ewwwww. Gotta go take a shower now.
Tonya
October 2nd, 2006 at 11:17 am
Are you freakin’ kidding me?!?! That is just wrong!
Rose
October 2nd, 2006 at 3:48 pm
This is ewww. Ok to each their own but ewww. I should ad this to m strange news. Mind if I do? I’ll cite you as the source. LOL
slackermommy
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:57 pm
This post has left me feeling really icky. This is a piece of information I could live with out that’s why I had to share it. Misery loves company!
Rose, absolutely you can post this on your blog. My mama taught me to share.
That guy
March 19th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“There is nothing normal about breastfeeding a grown man who can pour his own glass of milk.”
And you see THAT as normal? Let’s see, a man drinking human milk is more disgusting than a man drinking a cow’s milk? How have we come to the point where it is viewed as normal to feed from the teat of a cow?
I wouldn’t call an adult breastfeeding “normal”, but it is a damn sight closer to normal than drinking the milk from an ANIMAL.
Don’t even get me started on taking “medications” vs breastmilk. Again, which is more natural? Some synthetic chemical created in a lab? I will gladly take breastmilk first. You think doctors giving breastmilk to cancer patients who are undergoing chemo, are doing it for the hell of it?
I personally don’t find the appeal in drinking breastmilk, but there is no denying it is one of the most nutrient rich sources for human consumption that exists.
Dave
April 25th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I’ve sucked the milk from my wife’s breasts and I think it tastes great! Man, what a bunch of prudes.