My life is too hectic right now to put my thoughts into words. I’ll leave you with some advice for inner calmness which I’m greatly in need of.

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use
a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.”

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle
of Kaluha, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom
you think might be in need of inner peace.

Related posts:

1. Tide Letter
2. those other mommies
3. Cynical Santa
4. Can you think of 12 words that start with PH?