I’m back from my mini vacation to Branson. I had fun just being with hubby and the kids even though it was not one of our better vacations. We didn’t stay at our usual condo that we love. Instead we stayed at The Grand Country Inn because they have an indoor water park. I knew the room wouldn’t be much because of how inexpensive it was but at least it was clean. The water park was perfect for the age of my kids but the water was way too cold on the first day but was much warmer the next. Someone must have complained. Thank God for complainers!
Our plan was to go to Silver Dollar City on Monday but it turns out that not only is it closed on Mondays but it doesn’t even open until next weekend. So onto plan B which we didn’t have. We let the kids pick what they wanted to do which was to visit Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. Big waste of money! Like a $68 waste of money. To top it off Madeline slammed the car door on Connor’s hand which immediately bruised and swelled up. We spent the next two hours in an urgent care center to spend $206 to find out that no it was not broken. He was a brave little guy though!
We grabbed lunch then visited the Titanic Museum which was well worth the money. The kids loved it because we were given passports with a name of someone who was on the Titanic. They enjoyed looking for information and artifacts about themselves during our tour.
A vacation would not be complete without someone being sick which happened to be me. I have the mother of all head colds. You know the kind where your nose is stopped up but manages to still run. I’m quite a sight with my red nose, open mouth breathing, and dark eye circles from lack of sleep. Hubby says he’d still do me. Not sure if that’s a compliment though.
The great thing about family vacations is how well you get to know your kids. Well maybe it’s not always great but definitely informative. I think Isabelle may also have Tourette’s Syndrome because she was doing a lot of sniffing. She has done this sniffing for some time but it was more pronounced and evident that she can’t help it. Asking her about it made her do it even more. Sniffing was also Madeline’s first tic. So we’ll see. It would not surprise me if all my kids end up with Tourette’s. I just don’t breed well. At least they’re cute!
Madeline informed that her and her friends play a game where they tell each other their deepest, darkest secrets. She asked if I wanted to know what her secret was. I wasn’t so sure if I wanted to know the deepest, darkest secrets of my eight year old but I was quite relieved that her secret is that she loves the show Blues Clues. Ahhh, the innocence.
Connor told his daddy the sweetest thing. We threw coins in a fountain and made wishes. Later that night when we tucked them into bed Connor told my hubby that his wish was for the boo boo on his wrist to get better. (Hubby had surgery on a broken wrist two weeks ago). How sweet is that?
All in all it was a nice vacation and hopefully our kids will remember these times with fond memories.
Now I’m catching up on laundry, phone calls, and emails. Many of the emails are from my crazy estranged mother boo hooing about her skin cancer and in depth details about the cancer that was cut from her vulva. I should feel more sympathy for her but she pretty much brought it on herself. For many years she tanned in tanning beds every day and sometimes several times a day. We warned her that she was going to get skin cancer especially since her own mother had melanoma but she told us to mind our own business. Now she expects us at her side and taking care of her. I’m sorry but I’m a firm believer in taking care of your children so they will take care of you. I feel bad for her in the same way I do for anyone who is going through a difficult time but do I feel a desire to rush to her side and take care of her? Hell no! All she is getting from me is my prayers and that’s all I have to say about that.
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Lisa
March 21st, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Hey lady..
Ah this thing ate my comment.
Lisa
March 21st, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Hope you start feeling better soon. Gah. And yikes for Conner. Hope he’s on the mend as well.
Lisa Z has two boys who both have Tourette’s. Talked to her last week. Glad she’s e-mailed ya.
Lisa
March 21st, 2007 at 12:26 pm
P.S. Got some of that Jergen’s stuff you raved about. Can’t wait to try it. I thought of YOU when I got it into my hot little hands. heehee
Mert
March 21st, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Sounds like my kind of vacation! AND, that sounds like something my husband would say (still do you).
Your mom… you are more compassionate than I am. I am not sure I could even pray for her.
Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"
March 21st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Ok. So we are planning a few family vacations this summer. The first ever.
I’m turning to you for advice.
I just don’t see the logistics of vacation + family = fun
I see an equation more like
vacation + 3 year old + 36 year old husband = shoot me in the head
Slackermommy
March 21st, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Lisa, thanks girl! Are we going to Blogher or not?
Mert, Not compassion but just relieving myself of guilt.
wonder mom, Believe me, we’ve had some vacations where I wanted to shoot hubby in the head! Keep your expectations low and you’ll have a great time. It’s a given that the little one will have meltdowns and hubby will get on your nerves.
DariDonovan
March 21st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Just love your blog, have been here several times. Thanks for accepting my blog rent. Is Silver Dollar City still open. Must not be the same location it was when I was a child, lol. Oh God, don’t make me tell how long ago that was, tee hee hee.
Mamacita
March 21st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I too, have been sick, with the flu!
Remember the sun worshipper in “There’s Something About Mary?”, she was the old gal with the leathery tan who lived near Carmen Diaz? Also, a little trick I learned with Mom was to put the phone down and walk away..she’d still be at it when I got back!
Jenster
March 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Glad you had a good time in Branson despite all the mishaps. We were there a couple times for Spring Break only to find out Silver Dollar City didn’t open until the next week.
Queen of the Mayhem
March 21st, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Nothing like a vacation trip to the Urgent Care to add a little spice!
I went to Branson once when I was a child and loved it! That might be a fun place to take the kids!
Glad you managed to have fun, even with the disappointments!
We leave for the beach in 2 weeks….hurray!!!!!!!!
Oh, The Joys
March 21st, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Welcome back!!
Sparky Duck
March 21st, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Great that you are back. What is with kids and Ripleys? My parents always hated it and would still take us.
Burg
March 21st, 2007 at 10:34 pm
We went to Branson on our honeymoon. While there we went to that Ripley’s and we really enjoyed it. Of course, we’d just had sex.. And we were looking forward to more sex just as soon as we left, so it actually could have been really lame, but it just goes to show you that everything is better when sex is involved.. And cream cheese.. Everything is better with cream cheese.
elasticwaistbandlady
March 22nd, 2007 at 6:50 am
I think they should add a new attraction to Ripley’s. A family represented by wax dummies that paid nearly 70 bucks to get their family into a tourist trap that only filled up an hours worth of time. Yeah, 70 bucks for an hour of entertainment. There’s a sucker born every minute……. Believe it………….or not?
I know all this because we went to the one in San Antonio last year. No, next time we’re sticking to The Alamo tour across the street. It’s free.
Elle
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 am
I love vacations; I just hate the after part that involved washing all the dirty clothes and stuff like that!
Maggie
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 am
Glad you enjoyed your vacation! Thats awesome to have those special times and memories with your rugrats… I mean children. Enjoy.
are you going to Blogher??
Looney Mom
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:51 pm
We really need to take more vacations with our kids but my hubby really doesn’t have the patience. That’s no fun. But I’m glad you all survived it. Welcome back!
And cute on the “blue’s clues” confession. LOL!
Mark D
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:01 pm
You know, when I spent **coughsixandahalfyearscough** at the college now known as Missouri State, there was Steal Your Dollar City, a bunch of go-kart tracks and putt-putt places and … um … yeah. That was about it.
Then the building boom kicked in. I guess it’s changed quite a bit even in the last 10 years since I graduated.
And my heart goes out to Connor — been there, experienced that. Hope the little guy’s okay.
Oh … long time lurker, first time commenter. You do welcome slacker dads, right?
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