My friend Terri from Steel Magnolias sent me an email to check out the zoo porn video that Dorky Dad posted on his blog. Of course I zipped right over to get me some more animal porn. Turns out that Dorky Dad was at the EXACT same zoo at the EXACT same time and saw the EXACT same turtle porn that we saw. We were on the other side of the fence from where he was but what a freaky coincidence. When I’m out in public I tend to look around at people and wonder if any of them are a blogger. It’s too funny to think that I was standing so close to a blogger that I read.

Here’s the video he captured because I know you all want to see it. Don’t pretend you don’t because all you have to do is click the “play” button and no one will ever know you did. What would have been really funny is if he had panned to the right a bit for a view of me intently watching animal porn.

Make sure you visit Dorky Dad and read his zoo porn post. I was cracking up at his version of his wife’s explanation of what the turtles were doing. I told my kids that the turtle on top was mad at the other turtle and that’s why it was on top and making angry sounds. My sister was disappointed at my response and that I missed an opportunity to educate my nine year old. She reminded me that we got our sex education from a cousin before we were nine. Good thing my sis wasn’t with us because I can see her explaining that the male turtle was putting his penis in the female’s vagina to make a baby. Then my oldest would ask if her mom and dad do that. My sister would respond yes, that’s how they made you and Madeline would cry ewwwwwwwww! Note to self to not take my sister with us to the zoo.

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