I’m willing to embarrass myself for a $250 Coach gift certificate. Aren’t you? The Parent Bloggers Network is having a Blog Blast sponsored by Harper Collins’ new title, “The Little Black Book of Style” by Nina Garcia (ELLE fashion director and Project Runway judge!).

So I’m pulling out my Christmas Sweater Hall of Shame.

Exhibit A

Not too bad? Check out the next one.
Exhibit B

Oh yes I did! What was I thinking? I’m not pregnant in this photo but I certainly look it. I was the heaviest after my second baby and got into a bad habit of wearing big, baggy clothes. I thought it hid the extra weight. Why didn’t someone clue me in? Sis? I can usually count on you to set me straight when my style needs help.

The good thing is that I did not stay in Christmas Sweater Hell for long. I lost the weight and with the help of a surgical intervention I got my style back.

Exhibit C

I’m the bleach blonde in the back. I can even accessorize now! See the cheetah print flower pin? I’ve come a long way! Who are those hot hot bitches who have kept their style? Those are the St. Louis bloggers I had dinner with a few weeks ago. I never did write that post. My dog died. Isn’t that a valid excuse?

You can join in the fun of embarrassing yourself with me by writing a post today, before midnight PST, about your style - or lack thereof - and include a picture of the item(s) in your closet that most desperately need to be donated. Title it creatively and descriptively.

In the text of your post, link to PBN and Harper Collins.

PBN will round up the posts and draw one at random to win a $250 Coach gift certificate.

It’s Fabulous Find Friday over at my other blog, Lipstick to Crayons. Go check it out!

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