Here is the update to the update of my Smart Discipline post.
The charts continue to work really well for Isabelle and Connor. Their behavior has greatly improved with their quest to not get any X’s on their charts. Madeline of course had to find a loop hole in the chart but is quickly finding out that mommy means business this time.
Saturday was an exhausting day of dealing with her trying to get her way. Her tantrums must have pooped her out because she didn’t put up too much of a fight about not having a pillow and blanket at bedtime. She did fight me on it last night though. I had to really fight the urge to give in as she tried to convince me that she should earn them back since she did eventually make her bed. Every time I thought My God, what kind of mother sends her kid to bed without a pillow and blanket? I reminded myself of how it would set us back and I’ve come too far to let that happen. This is such an important learning lesson for us both.
It wasn’t easy though. She begged, pleaded, wheeled and dealed. I just kept ignoring her and it was hard. She cried and pretended to shiver in an attempt to play on my heart strings. Once she tired of the charade that was not getting her any attention she wrapped herself in the fitted sheet and used her stuffed dog as a pillow. She eventually fell asleep and I was quite proud of myself for not giving in.
But the child does not give up. Around 1 am she woke me up and asked for a blanket because she was scared. I assured her that she was safe then reminded her that she is the one who chose to not have a blanket. I rolled over and ignored her as she continued to whine for a blanket. Eventually she gave up and went back to bed. If she hasn’t realized by now that I mean business then she is more stubborn than I thought.
I feel good that I’m moving in a more positive direction with disciplining my kids and getting more cooperation from them. I hope that it will help lower my stress. I let myself get so overwhelmed with all that I put on my plate that I become resentful and irritable. I have an amazing ability to multitask and to do it effortlessly. But only for so long before I hit a breaking point and have to take a step back and breathe. Yesterday was one of those days. My family has gotten comfy with my ability to take a lot on that they often take me for granted. I had a moment where I think they all saw me as a human being rather than a super hero.
The day actually was going okay although busy. I was quite productive despite the fact that my hubby was gone most of the day either running errands, dropping by his office, and mowing the yard. I like to call it “hiding” but I’ll save that for another post.
Not only do I have my four kids to take care of but there is a neighbor girl, Kimberly, that spends more time at my home rather than her own. She minds me pretty well but I have had some issues. At times it gets to me that she’s over so much, that I’m feeding her, and parenting her as if she were my own. I do it because it concerns me that she would rather be at our house. I’m not going to make any judgement calls about her family but my mommy gut tells me that there may be issues in her home and because of that I can’t let myself deny her our home. I was a little kid living in an abusive home. I would have loved to have had a safe place to go visit everyday and get a taste of some normalcy. I guess there’s a part of me that feels she needs us.
So I had my four kids plus Kimberly hanging out at the house all day. I managed to keep the house picked up, do a few loads of laundry, a few other mundane tasks, get everyone fed, and referee a few squabbles. You know the typical stuff that moms do. It didn’t get crazy until after dinner. I had to run to the grocery store or else my kids would have to take mayonnaise sandwiches on bread heels to school for lunch. I don’t normally go to the store at that time because it’s the “bewitching hour”. I would have gone earlier but hubby had to hide go into the office for a couple hours.
When I got back he brought the groceries in while I got our older girls started on their homework. Within minutes everything fell apart. Our older kids had been at the neighbor’s house while I was shopping. Her bunnies had gotten loose in the house and she needed them to help her catch them. This neighbor calls during the bewitching hour to inform me that Isabelle did not clean up her mess before going home. So I tell her that I will send Isabelle right over but it turns out that Madeline had cleaned it up already. I’m thinking Okay, so what’s the problem? She tells me that my hubby should have made them clean up when he came over to get them and I’m thinking Why didn’t you remind them to clean it up? You’ve never had a problem before giving them a reminder. I tell her I will talk to my hubby about it and hang up thinking What the ? I’m so tired of trying to figure out what makes people do some of the things they do. I discussed it with hubby and he ended up apologizing to Madeline for sending her over to clean up without Isabelle, blah, blah, blah.
Now I was feeling very irritated. Irritated at my hubby for his lax and inconsistent parenting style and even more irritated at my neighbor. Not only did she point out my hubby’s parental mistake but she asked me to list some things on Ebay for her because she’s too busy. She’s too busy? What am I? Bored? Do I appear to have extra time on my hands?
At this point my hubby takes over putting the groceries away because he’s feeling like he got in trouble. I unsuccessfully get the girls started on their homework. Hubby is attempting to stand his ground with Connor that he can’t have a snack because he chose to not eat his dinner. There’s crying and yelling. Then the puppy pisses on the floor. I clean up the pee and back to the girls who are both vying for my time. Madeline is arguing with me that how I do math is not how her teacher does it while Marigrace gets a hold of the markers and writes on Isabelle’s paper who is now screaming, “The baby wrote on my paper!” I suggest to hubby to put Connor and Marigrace in the tub but then remember that I still had not cleaned the poop out of the tub. Hubby gives me that you-still-haven’t-cleaned-the-poop? look and I start feeling my blood pressure rise. I go clean the tub while Connor follows me into the bathroom with a box of waffles. Daddy won’t let him have them so now he starts working on me. I tell him no and to take the box back to the kitchen. He refuses so I start yelling which makes me feel so out of control. I return to the kitchen. Madeline finishes homework and then asks if we could do the soda geyser thingy with Mentos. I remind her that I bought it as a special treat and she lost the privilege of special treats. She takes it well then asks if she can have a caramel apple. I said yes. Hubby tells her she can’t have it because it’s a special treat. Madeline turns to me for clarification because originally snacks weren’t included in the special treat privileges. I’m looking at my hubby like dude, why would you tell her she can’t have it after I tell her she can? I can see how he would think it would be considered a special treat but he could have clarified it with me later rather than in front of Madeline. Now I’m really irritated.
I check on Isabelle. She’s just about done with her homework but is whining about not doing the last page because it’s too hard. Hubby asks me a question and I snap back. He wants to know why I’m being so crabby. I tell him that I feel stressed and he responds with, “What are you stressed about?” Which basically means: You don’t work, you get to stay home with your kids, you have complete control of the checkbook, what could you possibly be stressed about? Right then I felt the sting of tears. I tried to hold them back but Isabelle notices and asks if I’m going to cry.
Then there was a hush.
No crying baby.
No whining kids.
No annoying husband.
No peeing puppy.
Mommy has a breaking point and she has reached it. It has been building for some time.
Isabelle hugs me and Madeline slides a note across the table that reads: Sorry mom you are strest. And I hope you know I love you. We hug and I assure everyone that I’m just tired.
Suddenly there was a shift in the house. Isabelle became cooperative about finishing her homework. Hubby got the bath and shower going without prompting and everyone was talking nice to one another.
How sad that I had to be pushed to my breaking point for my family to see that sometimes mommy can’t handle it all. I really hate that they saw me break. It makes me feel weak. It makes me doubt myself.
Our society doesn’t want moms to view motherhood as ever being stressful and God forbid talk about the dark side of it. But trying to conform to that is stressing me out. It should be okay for me to admit that I can’t always do it all and although I love being a mom there are times that really suck. I wish more moms admitted that they get overwhelmed at times or have moments where they want to run away from it all. I’m not writing this to complain or be whiny but for the moms who get stressed or overwhelmed from it all. I want you to know that you are not alone. Especially if you have a child with special needs. I know what you are going through. You deserve permission to vent, complain, and get a break from it.
I digress. I didn’t mean for this to turn into a soapbox and I apologize for this being so disorganized. On a side note I have found something that has magical powers to stop a tantrum instantly. Videotape the tantrum! Madeline had a tantrum today so I pulled out my camera and before I could push the record button the tantrum magically stopped. Isn’t that interesting? This tactic wasn’t quite as effective when she was younger but now she’s now old enough to worry about it ending up on You Tube.
If you have read this far, I thank you. I’m just about finished but I have an unrelated question. My ten year wedding anniversary is coming up and I need suggestions as to what to give my hubby. I’m considering giving him boudoir photos of myself but it’s pricey. I’m not sure if it’s worth it although if they can airbrush my cellulite and make my ass smaller I’ll pay them whatever they want. I asked my hubby what he wants and he claims he doesn’t want anything outside of sexual favors.
I of course had my list ready when he asked. I want diamonds, lipo, or new carpet. He can choose which one I deserve the most but I’d prefer to have all three!
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A Buns' life
September 10th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
OMG that post is exactly why I don’t think I can have anymore children. I just don’t see how you all do it. I personally think that your children need to see you as a HUMAN BEING and not just this person who does everything for them and isn’t phased by anything. No one can be that person all the time. I cracked this weekend (you know why) and hubby walked in during the breakdown, which forced me to talk about things and the air was definitely lighter afterwards. Plus he did the laundry and emptied the dishwasher and mowed the lawn! You are doing an amazing job! Pat yourself on the back, your kids recognized what you needed and gave it to you.
Burg
September 10th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
You are so very strong.. I’d have snapped at the pissing pup. The fact that you have twice as many as I do and can hold out for that long makes me feel like a very big weinee..
yertle
September 10th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Sorry you had such a rough day. It is sad that moms have to get to the breaking point to get appreciated and supported. You are not weak. I hate that martyr mom that lives in our heads and is so judgmental. Don’t listen to her — she will drive you crazy. It is strong to let your family see you vulnerable. Moms have to be human too.
Cecily R
September 10th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
You are a great writer! It was fun to read your post.
I totally know what you mean about reaching your mom breaking point. Everyone at my house seems to look around like, “Where the heck did THAT come from?” when its been escalating for an hour and half before I actually melted down.
shauna
September 10th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Okay, so I have a couple thoughts:
1) Thank you for detailing that day of yours. Now I don’t feel so crazy that my life swings that way too sometimes.
2) I think it’s fabulous that you reached the breaking point (and if that was breaking, honey, you should be sainted!). Not because it was icky for you, but because your family noticed and tried to help out more. Yeh! That’s a victory.
3) You’re wonderful. The fact that you were composed throughout all that amazes me. Your family’s lucky to have you!
I’ll have to give that chart a try.
EE
September 11th, 2007 at 1:04 am
Sorry you had such a crappy day. Thanks for being real.
Queen of the Mayhem
September 11th, 2007 at 4:15 am
You have just described what sends me into absolute fits about my life….at times! Why do we have to feel ashamed that complete chaos sends us into fits? I am exhausted..physically and mentally…just from reading this!
My husband does the same thing to me…..do the words “united front” not ring a bell!
You are human….you should not feel any shame! No man could handle what we do! And the “why the h*ll are you stressed look” from Mr. Mayhem sends me into the stratosphere…and sometimes scrambling for the phonebook to find the nearest lawyer! (hee-hee)
I think you are on the right track…stand firm…..you can do it!
The "Mind"
September 11th, 2007 at 5:22 am
You know you are getting the carpet, right? At least that is what Pman would pick out of a wish list like that. Incidentally, he’s supposedly supposed to go pick up our new bathroom vanity, which he told me three years ago he’d buy for my birthday. *rolling eyes*
I remember that the worst punishment my parents could ever have doled out is when they said they were disappointed in my choices. Ground me, take away my birthday, but don’t say you are disappointed in me…it makes me feel bad. I realize I’ve let you down.
I kind of think mommy hitting bottom is like this. And really, it’s not that bad of a thing for your children and husband to see you as human.
acumamakiki
September 11th, 2007 at 5:40 am
videotape the tantrum…that’s brilliant. we had two terrible days of tantrums but luckily, my 6 year old tween responded to being kept indoors after school yesterday, all afternoon. No playdates, no playing outside, no playground after school. She wheedled and cajoled a little until I threatened that it could go into Tuesday…we’ll see how long this lasts but the tantrums? they need to GO!!
jen
September 11th, 2007 at 6:59 am
wow. you are my hero, sister. the consistency! the toughness!
you wrote that so well i could totally picture each new incident. i am glad they all came around in the end, even if it only was temporarily….and happy anniversary.
Maggie
September 11th, 2007 at 7:13 am
OMG. Videoing the Tantrum. Thats a great idea. Glad my mom never thought of that. LOL.
~JJ!
September 11th, 2007 at 7:25 am
We video’ed on of Fa’s tantrums once when she was younger…it’s cathartic.
I always find that when I am calm, she is calm. When I am stressed…She’s the antichrist.
Summer
September 11th, 2007 at 7:26 am
It’s interesting how when the kids see the tears coming they almost instantly shape up. Maybe I ought to fake cry more often.
Dana
September 11th, 2007 at 7:29 am
First of all, let me say, I think we all suck sometimes and it is very sad that we feel like we have to be so strong for everyone all the time. Secondly, the photos are a great idea. I had some done for my husband a few years ago and he loved them (and I had a blast doing them). Now that I am 3 months PBJ, he wants me to have more done and I am seriously thinking about it.
Mommapeas
September 11th, 2007 at 8:35 am
I think that we Moms put pressure on ourselves to stay so strong and together. We then exude that to others and voila’ it’s expected. Bravo for being so honest. Such a great read.
KC
September 11th, 2007 at 9:22 am
You are doing the most stressful job there is–and you deserve all three.
Mert
September 11th, 2007 at 9:58 am
What a day! My husband hides too sometimes and can be very passive-aggressive… which i really hate.
The other night I told him I was going out to rescue a kitten I had seen a few blocks away, and we could bring it to the shelter. My husband knows I have a weakness for kittens but he decides that he is going to try to all of a sudden spray the outside of the house for spiders… trying to insinuate that I needed to stay inside with the kids. I ignored him, got the little pet carrier out, cut up some lunch meat to lure the kitten. I didn’t find the kitty but I confronted the hubs when I got home. “You were being passive aggressive to get me to not go out and find the kitten weren’t you?”
he was reluctant but finally admitted what he was doing. “yeah, i hate it when you do that. That’s really messed up” I told him and I realized as i was saying that that he has pulled that crap with me before. I’m so sick and tired of him putting my wants and needs on hold because his stuff is “more important” or he doesn’t want me to do something. Grrr… anyway, sorry not trying to make this about me, but I SO know what you mean about your hubby.
Christine
September 11th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
We are coming up on our 10 year anniversary too. My husband swears this is the traditional gift for 10 years is electronics and he’d like a flat screen TV. He is so dreaming.
Hang in there!
Lawyer Mama
September 11th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I gave the hubs a baby for our 10 year anniversary. I guess that’s out of the question? LOL!
K, thank you so much for writing this post. You don’t have to be superwoman & we don’t want you to pretend to be. I crack all the time. Sometimes it’s necessary to remind us to slow down.
And I am sooooo going to start videotaping the tantrums when they’re older! BRILLIANT!
*~*Cece*~*
September 11th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
You are amazing. You juggle so much. {{hugs}} Moms are human and I hate to hear all happy mommy posts all the time b/c life, marriage and kids arent’ all happy all the time! I think women are afraid to admit that sometimes parenting sucks b/c they fear being judge. Ppssshh! Whatever, its called life!
I think you guys should take a mini vacation for your anniversary. Even if its for a 3 day weekend. No kids, no dogs, just you two alone.
Christine
September 11th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
“I really hate that they saw me break. It makes me feel weak. It makes me doubt myself.”
I think it’s GOOD for kids to sometimes see those difficult emotions in their parents…they need to know that those emotions are normal and that all people experience them, otherwise those feelings can be scary for them.
It took me a long time to recognize that…my childhood home was abusive as well, and I was well into adulthood before I wasn’t afraid of my own anger.
Erin
September 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
I remember a couple of months ago when my 4 year-old was arguing and fighting me on everything. On his 50 millionth time-out, I just lost it. I sat on his bed with him and bawled. So he started crying and apologized. Sometimes, you just can’t do it anymore. Good job staying strong with your daughter. My hub helps out a lot more when he thinks I am mad at him, too. Men! Good luck!
Kuwaitia
September 11th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
You should be so proud of yourself for sticking to your guns! It sucks that we have to break down before we are taken seriously. But, after a breakdown, you will probably feel renewed…especially if everyone keeps in the helping mode for awhile! (until it wears off
). And why do men think that a job defines doing something? Good luck! I hope the smart discipline continues to work for you! And I hope you find the strength to continue with the discipline!
canape
September 11th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
You already know I think you are awesome, so I’m going to skip that part of the comment and get to the meat of it:
The answer to the question of eBaying stuff for Assy McAsshat would be “no.” Bitch.
Linlee
September 11th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Give yourself a big pat on the back. You are doing great. I’m sure my day is coming with Hope and I only wish I can be as strong!
lildb
September 12th, 2007 at 12:06 am
god, K, I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
you really are absolutely amazing. and dammit, YES, you should totally feel entitled to discuss your sense of being burdened by the difficult, quasi-impossible role that is being a mother. now, 100 years ago, 1,000 years ago - being a mother is fucking hard. you’ve gotta have a place to unload. there’s no better place than your blog, I think.
I think you are awesome, for what it’s worth.
Jenny
September 12th, 2007 at 8:39 am
This post was the best thing I’ve read all month…and not just because I’ve been too sick to read much.
I totally feel everything you said. I just want to print it out and give it to my husband.
You’re amazing. For real.
Annie
September 12th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Whew - what a day?!
I think all of us, adults and kids, get so wrapped up in our own issues - we don’t see what’s overwhelming to anyone else. I’m glad your kids got to see it, and don’t feel weak - it’s reality!
My husband ‘hides’ too, and it drives me crazy! I have started to do it myself though - Barnes and Noble know me well at this point
Oh, The Joys
September 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I am totally stealing the videotape idea. It is total genius!!
Lisa
September 12th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Oh wow. That was a day that would break down anyone. Way to go for sticking to your guns. Kids will just push, push, push, won’t they?
(Course my oldest “child” who’s 40 is way worse than my 5-year-old!)
Hey wanta workout sometime? Got a membership to the same place as you. Or meet up at the pool this winter?
Oh and take the honey to Chicago to that sexy hotel for the weekend. Get some lingerie and have a bottle of his favorite booze in the room. That way its a present for him AND you!
Jennifer aka Binky Bitch
September 12th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
So much to comment about! First, great post. Thank you for your honesty about motherhood, because DAMN it’s not always fun. In fact it’s rarely fun. It’s hard, it’s WORK, it’s tedious.
Your husband sounds like my husband with his working/hiding and his “why are you so stressed” comment. They don’t get it and never will. I’ve explained it over and over and over to my husband and he says he understands, but I know he doesn’t.
The boudoir photos sound like FUN! I would love to do something like that for my hubby, eventhough he’s a dense idiot.
Good job on your disciplining and keeping at it even when it’s hard.
Keli
September 12th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
I have temper tantrums periodically to get my point across. They’re fairly successful. As my kids got older, I tried something with my older son: I threatened to act like him for the day. It lasted twenty minutes before he begged for mercy. Sometimes I have to resort to great feats of immaturity to get some respect.
QT
September 12th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Kristie - I wish I could hug you. I think what you describe is more than normal in most houses!
For your ten year, I wish you two could go on a short trip together and have some alone time…you could go to a spa all day, he could play golf or whatever he does, then you could meet up for a fabulous dinner and drinks.
Or maybe you just want the damn diamonds???
Lotta
September 12th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
What are you going to lipo silly? I say you go for Diamonds. God be with you on your kid training. It’s so hard man.
Christina
September 13th, 2007 at 6:07 am
You are amazing. I would have given in long before. You’re getting a virtual standing ovation from me for sticking with it, even if you did have your own mini-meltdown. Letting your kids see you’re human is good, I think - yes, you’re showing your weaknesses, but it also helps them realize that you have needs and wants just like they do.
You’re a great role model for me for when my daughters are older!
Farrell
September 13th, 2007 at 6:59 am
I have nothing to offer you regarding hubby’s gifts but I have to say that as a mom, you are doing GREAT and you ARE a supermom even if you don’t feel like it on most days and there is no way someone could handle 4 1/2 kids, plus a puppy, plus all the house stuff, 24/7/365 without having a “break down day” every once in a while.
I suggest you ask your hubby for a weekend at a spa. Preferably far, far away?
Jenn
September 13th, 2007 at 10:18 am
It’s tough being a disciplinarian, isn’t it? And moms always, always will take the brunt of everything because we ARE the tougher, more resilient of the sexes.
As for the anniversary…a few years ago we celebrated our anniversary here: http://www.chateauavalon.net/ and did the pirate’s cove room. Absolutely AWESOME and an extremely memorable experience. We can’t wait to go back. Definitely well worth the time and the funds.
Jenn
September 13th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Sorry, I must amend my previous post after revisiting the Avalon site and planning my next trip…we reserved the Castaway room, not the Pirate’s Cove. Awesome!
Anonymous
September 13th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Don’t give him the photos. I’ve been there, done that. My husband would have appreciated something practical. The 20th was appreciated when I gave him a weekend (with me) at the same hotel we went to on our wedding night.
Pamm
September 21st, 2007 at 11:20 am
I sooo feel for you. I only have i daughter and there are days I know I have already lost it, even if it doesn’t show.
Thanks for your sense of humor to remind me I am not alone.
Thanks also for being the first mom I have seen who used fucked and pissed in her posts. I am REALLY glad to know I am not alone on that front.