I know, I’m being a bit dramatic but for about a week it certainly felt like my blog had fallen off the face of the earth.
It all started after my move from Blogger to Wordpress. The move seemed to have gone well until I realized my readers had dropped off. I didn’t notice at first because I was getting an average of 600 hits a day thanks to Ellen and all the folks searching for a Tiddy Bear. Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the tiddy people, especially since some of them pulled up a chair and got to know me better but I’m missing my blogging buddies that I’ve grown close to over the last 18 months. I was making the rounds and visiting my friends but very few were stopping by. It didn’t take long for me to feel a bit paranoid as to why I was dumped. After a few emails inquiring as to where the hell I was I realized that I had royally screwed up my feed during the move. Somehow I managed to lose nearly 200 readers and I can’t figure out how to fix it other than to ask my blogging buddies to resubscribe.
It actually turned out to be a good timing because the weeks following my absence from the blogging radar got a bit crazy. It started with a pain in my chest. According to Dr. Google my pain was probably due to a slight case of hypochondria and costochondritis since I had the hallmark sign of pain when I pushed on the area under my breastbone. At first I blamed the pain on sitting over my ‘puter with the double D’s I had implanted last year but days later I ended up with a nasty respiratory infection that was most likely the cause of my pain or at least that’s what I prefer to believe.
I must say I have not been that sick in years and a little over two weeks later I’m still trying to kick the residual cough and runny nose. The dreary cold slit your wrist weather and one too many snow days that had me cooped up with four hyper kids and an even more hyper 70 pound puppy sent me into quite a funk. Then a friend of Isabelle’s broke her arm while in my care which pushed me into a major case of funkiness. The last thing I felt like doing was blogging to an audience who was only interested in finding out where they could buy a Tiddy Bear.
I’m in much better spirits today although our weather still really sucks. I can’t remember the last time I saw the sun for more than an hour.
What has helped bring me out of my funk is that I spent the weekend at a dance convention with Madeline, my dear friend Vickie and her daughter. It was our first dance convention and it was a blast. Vickie is so much fun to be around and with my bladder control problem that meant a lot of piss in your pants moments for me.
Our daughters also had a great time. Their teachers included Nick Bass who has danced with Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake, and Ivan Koumaev who was featured on “So you think you can dance” and has also danced in a Hanna Montana video. Needless to say they were very excited to be in the presence of such phenomenal dancers. The girls learned a lot and Madeline won a $250 dance scholarship which was an unexpected surprise.
The girls with Ivan
If you know me well then you know that hardly any event I attend escapes without me embarrassing myself and this one was no exception. My friend Vickie has a milkshake that brings all the boys to her yard so she was all for taking the parent hip hop class and talked me into joining her. Once committed to the class we find out that we would be performing our dance to J.T.’s “Bringing sexy back” on stage in front of our kids, their dance teachers, and the professional dancers/choreographers. I was scared shitless and to make matters worse I opened my big mouth that I could do cartwheels so I had to do a cartwheel across the stage along with three other big mouthed moms.
It ended up being better than I thought it would be. I didn’t mess up too bad at my sad attempt at being sexy. There was a lot of screaming for us fools which felt really great. The best part was how proud and excited Madeline was. I didn’t tell her that I would be performing so she was clueless until we were called onstage and she saw me run up. She waved her arms in the air while yelling, “That’s my mom!” That moment made making a fool of myself completely worth it. I could have bought the DVD to share with you but I don’t want to burst my bubble that maybe I looked a bit sexy and that I have some rhythm.

The cutie patootie Tre Holloway who taught our parent hip hop class
Good times.
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dawn (2 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 7:51 am
I’m a lurker, but am still here–I love reading you.
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Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah (2 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 8:02 am
I had costochondritis too. It blows.
They will come back… don’t worry.
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Susan (9 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 10:02 am
For a bit there yesterday, I thought you had closed shop. I even mentioned to bunslife. I’m sorry you had a rough go with all the sickies in your house and that you caught it. The dance thing sounds like a blast. I’m glad you are starting to get out your funk. I think I need something like that to bring me out of mine.
Zookeeper (12 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Glad you’re back. We missed you!
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Motherofbun (15 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I’m glad you’re back. So glad to hear you are feelin MUCH better, woman!
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Queen of the Mayhem (18 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I know what you mean about the paranoid thing. I haven’t been around much lately…what with EVERY illness in the book, as well as being too busy with LIFE…and it felt like everyone had abandoned me!
I am going to have to make the rounds and beg people to be my friend again!
Something tells me you don’t have too much trouble bringing the boys YOURSELF!
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jaelithe (7 comments.)
February 27th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I don’t give a dang about the Tiddy Bear. I was just starting to worry about you. (Although, having had the same virus for the past two weeks, I was pretty sure I knew what was going on.)
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Mindi (1 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Glad you’re back! I’m not a “feedreader” (i’m old fashioned and just go through my bookmarks every day) person but I kept checking your site every day and thought that you were just having too much fun in real life…..
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kuwaitia2 (5 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I was wondering what was keeping you off the blogging circuit! I hope by now you are feeling much much better! And if it’s any consolation…it’s almost March, which means it’s almost spring…which hopefully means SUNSHINE!! Congratulations to Madeline for her scholarship! Sounds like you guys had a blast dancin!
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Gnome
February 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
My God I would have given ANYTHING to see you and smilie shaking your money makers!!!!!
staciesmadness (5 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
sounds like you had a great time. I lOVED Ivan on So you think you can dance!!!
Shake it girl
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Lotta (7 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I’ve honestly been worried about you! I tried to come to your site to hunt down your email yesterday but it just kept locking up.
Glad it’s not your Double D’s. I’ve felt them and it would be a shame to have to give those up.
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Jenster (9 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I’m back!!!
Good for Madeline on the scholarship! That’s great!!
And I really wish you’d post the video of the mom hip hop number! :o)
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abunslife (21 comments.)
February 28th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
It was great catching up a bit yesterday….and don’t worry, no one can stay away from you for too long. They will all come back!
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we_be_toys (2 comments.)
February 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am
I WAS beginning to wonder what had happened. So glad you’re back in the groove in blogland.
Man, that virus with the eternal hack SUCKS! I had it for over two weeks. I am a grateful supporter of Mucinex DM in times like that - it gets the crud out of your chest!
I am in awe of your bad self, going out there and shaking YOUR milkshake! good on ya!
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motomom (2 comments.)
February 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Glad your back. I just read over at bunslife that you made the switch to Wordpress.
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snowberrylane (1 comments.)
February 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I check your site everyday, and not because of some bear.
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Farrell (14 comments.)
February 29th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I had wondered were you were! Yea! I’m glad I found you again!!! I would have never dumped you on purpose! I re-subscribed to your read and plan on being all caught up before bed!! xxoo
You go sexy mama! And way to go to Madeline too!
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Rebecca (6 comments.)
March 1st, 2008 at 12:36 am
was wondering where you had gone. i think i’m the only person in the blogosphere who doesn’t use google reader.
Steph (11 comments.)
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I didn’t dump you! I don’t even know what the Tiddy bear is other than the one post you wrote. :o) My feed works fine but I use a little feed thingy in my Google Sidebar.
The dance looks like SO much fun!! I can’t wait for Elizabeth to be old enough for that! She LOVES to dance so she’ll definitely be in dance classes if she keeps up the interest!!
My mom had Costochondritis (sp?) twice, the second time when we adopted Elizabeth, on our way home from California, we had to stop at 3 different ER’s on the trip home before someone finally helped her. It was a HORRIBLE trip for all of us because she was in such terrible pain she thought she was having a heart attack. It was awful to watch her like that in the middle of a 24 hour drive with a 6 year old and a newborn. UGH!! And she’d had it once before and still thought it was a heart attack so I know it’s that horrible. :o(
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Izzy (2 comments.)
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 am
I was wondering where you went. Glad to see you’re still in bidness! Hope you feel better
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Terri@SteelMagnolia (1 comments.)
March 16th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Hey girlie…
sorry I’m so behind in my blogging…
now,
why did you move to word press??
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