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The Great Virtual Breast Fest

In: breastfeeding

If you haven’t heard yet, tomorrow is The Great Virtual Breast Fest.
I won’t be part of the “nurse-in” since my youngest weaned ten months ago but I can claim a boob and a baby in the Great Breast Fest Montage.

I’m beyond words in understanding how anyone can watch this video and find it obscene. I […]

I love my boobs

In: breastfeeding, photos

Okay, I had to do it. I had to post my breastfeeding photos. I get so tired of small minded people who are disgusted with breastfeeding and God forbid they might see a nipple. I’ve written before how ridiculous I think America is about boobs and breastfeeding. Jeez people, that’s what boobs were made for. […]

My boobs are offensive!

In: breastfeeding, confessions, funny, naughty, parenting

I got a double emotional whammy today. The first is that Marigrace is refusing to nurse except for her morning feeding. Fortunately that one is my favorite because I bring her in bed with me and we cuddle. The rest of the day she cries, pinches my boobs, and pulls away as if I was […]

Marigrace has decided she prefers Mr. Fun Guy. She didn’t get much of a nap yesterday because we were on the go all day with the activities of our older kids. She woke up around 10 p.m. so I had her sit in my lap while I was on the ‘puter. Hubby walks in and […]

I’m busy with a crime scene

In: breastfeeding, funny

The other day I was telling my aunt about a funny post that Christina from Mommy Off The Record wrote for The Imperfect Parent about telling telemarketers you can’t talk because you’re busy breastfeeding. My aunt had me cracking up because she was telling me how she tells telemarketers that she is investigating a crime […]

This is definitely not a topic I’ve ever given much thought. In fact I push hubby away if he gets a little overzealous with my breasts during foreplay out of fear that my milk will let down. I would be completely creeped out if he wanted nurse. I never imagined there are adults who breastfeed. […]

Farts, boobs, and beheadings

In: breastfeeding, funny, kids, parenting, photos, trash t.v.

My hubby and kids sometime let me sleep in on the weekends if you call 8am sleeping in. This morning my oldest brought my nine month old in to me because she was fussy. I was awoken to a warm, wet little mouth sucking on my nose, cheek, and shoulder in search of milk. That’s […]

Wish my breast was famous

In: breastfeeding, parenting

Did you hear about the breastfeeding controversy over the photo of a baby nursing on the cover of Baby Talk? Bunch of mommies got their panties bunched up over it. I’m not looking for a debate here because I’m a Libra and I can see both sides of the issue. The sad fact is America […]

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