Remember the Friends episode where Ross gets a spray tan? He had a little trouble with turning around in time for his back to get sprayed and ended up with a comedy of errors. He was instructed to count to five and then turn around. Rather than counting 1…2…3…4…5, he counted one Mississippi, two Mississippi… […]
I am a self professed slacker mom. I answer to Kristie or slackermommy.
My house is a mess, my kids are obnoxious, and my husband is sexually deprived.
I drive my kids to school in my pj's, I can make a couple of Happy Meals from the floor of my car, my kids eat in front of the television, and I believe a dirty house helps kids have a healthy immune system.
If you can relate then this blog is for you. No sugar coating on my blog. Let's get real about being a mommy, wife, sister, and friend.
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