WARNING
*This post is rated R for language and sexuality*
Mamma Loves (who I so absolutely adore) is having a contest for the most entertaining story as to how she broke her ankle. It seems she has a thing with broken lower extremities.
When I met her last summer at BlogHer she was traipsing around in an […]

After much fretting and stalling, I finally had “the talk” with my two oldest daughters who are seven and nine. I collected several books on sex and puberty over the last two weeks and had been mentally preparing myself for the moment of truth.
My moment came and went on Friday when Madeline caught the word […]

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know,” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “when I was six, I got the ‘There’s no […]

The birds and the bees talk is lurking right around the corner at the slacker household. My two oldest daughters Madeline and Isabelle are nine and seven. I’m not at all ready to have “the talk” with my seven year old but I have a feeling that once Madeline knows the secret of sex she’s […]

I haven’t. Although I did kiss Jon Bon Jovi when I was a teen. That hardly counts but it is a cool fact about me. One of the few.
I ask because this question came up between me and my BFF on our way to a concert Sunday night. I love my hubby and have no […]