WARNING
*This post is rated R for language and sexuality*
Mamma Loves (who I so absolutely adore) is having a contest for the most entertaining story as to how she broke her ankle. It seems she has a thing with broken lower extremities.
When I met her last summer at BlogHer she was traipsing around in an […]
I promise not to write about boobs anymore until after my surgery. I promise to not talk about how I finally decided on a size or that I’m losing sleep at night because I’m afraid I may end up with huge stripper titties. I promise to not talk about how I threw out all my […]
I’m feeling quite irritated with my hubby today and need to vent. My hubby tends to be a bit passive-aggressive and does not realize how his body language comes across at times. Twice this weekend he’s ticked me off because of something he said or implied with his body language. The first time was last […]
Marigrace is almost 10 months old and I’m still carrying 15 pounds from my pregnancy. The sad thing is that I only gained 26 pounds during that pregnancy. What’s my excuse? I’m lazy. I’ve become addicted to this damn ‘puter. My blog and my business take up what little free time I have which isn’t […]
I’m going to bump and grind and take it off, unfortunately there isn’t going to be anyone waving dollar bills at me. Well, hopefully my hubby will so I can buy some new sexy lingerie. My friend has talked me into taking a “Tease” class at her gym. It’s a fitness class that is supposed […]
I am a self professed slacker mom. I answer to Kristie or slackermommy.
My house is a mess, my kids are obnoxious, and my husband is sexually deprived.
I drive my kids to school in my pj's, I can make a couple of Happy Meals from the floor of my car, my kids eat in front of the television, and I believe a dirty house helps kids have a healthy immune system.
If you can relate then this blog is for you. No sugar coating on my blog. Let's get real about being a mommy, wife, sister, and friend.
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